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Quit PMin' Me. I am NOT a lonely kid. God-damnit.

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Xbox Live: Asshole or Awesome. . . hole.

Posted by Slapdamonkeyaz - January 16th, 2009


If you play Xbox live, you know that some people are just fuckin' assholes for no reason. I will make a list of people who are assholes to me/my team for the hell of it.

Oh, my tag would be SDMaz. Add me if you please. If you want to jump down on a game of Rock Band or Halo 3, send me a message. My system is being a little shitface right now, I gotta fight with it to read discs, but I'll try to play with ya guys.

MICROSOFT SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT DUE TO PAYMENT OPTIONS AND WE ARE HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE OVER IT. LIGHTNING SHOOTS OUT OF THE SKY, DRAGONS FIGHT FAR OFF IN THE DISTANCE, SHIT LIKE THAT.

This is mainly Halo 3, btw. Maybe Rock Band. Maybe misc other stuff.

HATE:

TDAWG FOE SHO: This guy is the shittiest player I've ever played. Me and Blue Army went into Rumble pit to fuck around and ran into this guy and his guest and they challenged us 2v2. We accepted it and beat them. Hard. They quit out. He then sends me a message saying "Using the sniper rifle isn't fair" and "I wuz by myself.). I told him if he wanted to make it "fair" then to come back and set it up how he wanted. I never got a response.

an evil dog: Pretty much the same as TDAWG except much more of a bitch. He set the game up to his liking (pure BR, no nades) and got pwned by Manmadeking. What makes him an asshole is he tried doing the same to me and got slaughtered (25-0) and said I was camping and called me a homo and such.

Pulominary Luigi: Not his actual account name, I'll update that. Me and Manmadeking smashed on this guy and his guest until they left (34 - 0, we both got perfections). He proceeded to call us bitches and gay and such in his broken English.

LOVE:
Manmadeking: That is his original account. He's lost maybe 50 games out of 250 (so he's won. . . what 4/5 of his games?). If I play with him I'm usually his guest. He's awesome and my oldest and bestest friend in the world. If I was gay, I'd be gay for him.

Blue Army Gen: If you are playing with me, you are probably playing with him too. We match each other in kills most often then not (and that would be 15 in slayer games, 25 in BtB or Squad) and knows how to push the other teams buttons without even talkin' to them.

Phil Ottawa: The best fuckin' warthog driver you will ever find. EVER.

XXZakxxAttackXX: The coolest Canadian I know. I play with him alot. One of the few people I play Rock Band with.


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so are u bi or gay or anything if u are u should tottaly pm me

If I am anything I should PM you?

Yeah no.

It probably isn't healthy concentrating hating people so much, no one wants to be friends with anyone envious

It isn't like I dream of beating the ever-living shit out of these guys in real life. It isn't really "hate". . . it's more like "This guy is an asshole". So :P.